Robo & Mobo ~ 12/1/2016 @ 11:27am
R: Y'know, I've conned a lot of people...
M: Yep.
R: In a lotta different ways.
M: True.
R: But I think the one thing I'd never do is a pyramid scheme.
M: Really? That's news to me. Peddlin' shampoo and stuff seems like your style, frankly.
R: In a town where everyone's bald? Well, I'm probably good enough to manage it. But that's a good way to drain peoples' college funds, y'know. Seems like a little much to me.
M: Yeah, that's the only thing. People end up with garages fulla beauty kits and no takers.
R: Mm-hmm. I mean, I like money, but I don't wanna ruin anyone's life what doesn't deserve it.
M: The operative phrase bein' "what doesn't deserve it," right?
R: Oh, absolutely.